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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
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Me:
“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
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(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
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Mother:
“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
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Mother:
“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
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Boy:
“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
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(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
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Boy:
*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
The Rest Is Still Unwritten
16. Performer. The drama, the laughter, The tears just like pearls. Well, they're all in this girl's repertoire.
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINWHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
WHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
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Because why not have Channing Tatum dry humping a stage on your blog?
there is no reason NOT to reblog this.
LORD
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Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.
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perks of not having a thigh gap:
- when food drops on your lap, you can catch it
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I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.
Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?
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